TICKET INSPECTOR: No. Me not. Correct him.

Correct: No. Not me.

TICKET INSPECTOR: I willn’t swear when there is womens present.

15.5. Why is he getting confused? Correct him. He’s getting confused because ‘to swear’ has two meanings; one is ‘to use bad language’ the other is ‘to take an oath or a promise.’ ‘I will not swear if there are women present.’